May 2013
high-functioningginger:
And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.”
And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more.
Chuck 8:23
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
Every day of my life ever....
beautyinthebelljar:
protectivebrothers:
samandriel-the-angel:
protectivebrothers:
It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her
spn writers: let's give them crowley acting very human, but not actually make him human
spn writers: and maybe we can show them actual angel wings instead of shadows, but let's make sure they're on fire and burning away
spn writers: and a brother moment between sam and dean they'll love that, but sam would be willing to give his life up for closing the gates of hell and feel like he let dean down
spn writers: oh and let's make naomi the good guy, but let's have her get murdered by someone who was supposed to be a good guy
spn writers: add a dash of new ruler of hell and more false hope for adam getting out
spn writers: and then in the last few seconds of the episode we'll rip everyone's hearts out, stomp on them, set them on fire, and throw the ashes into a volcano
spn writers: lastly a cliffhanger with so many unanswered questions leaving every single fan screaming
I have kept her story to retell. It is one of the small legion I carry, each one...
– Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via excessivebookshelf)
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
let’s bang
i mean hang
no i don’t
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
fwips:
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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WHEN I COME HOME WASTED
howdoiputthisgently: